woah! another freaking follower? Slow down the train, guys! I gotta get to… the… lots of intimate personal connections in my life…. store. To get things that I can buy from there now.

YOU’RE BLOWING MY MINDHOLE.

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what love is?

my reflex upon encountering a really great gag is a giggle.

[Ba. Dum. Bump.]

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allisonalison:

Hahahahaha I love Ron Swanson!

uhhh, buddy, I hate to burst your bully-bubble, but that’s Duke Silver. The album they’re working on is called “Silver After All”, I think it’s supposed to roll out…. 2015? Keep an ear out and we’ll all love together!

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forevermyfiancee:

deadgirls:

Look Look - Photo

I’m all like “ooh pretty, oooh pretty, ooh pretty, ugh, high heels?”

There’s so much that’s wrong with these photos that I never know where to start tackling it and end up rambling -my whole message ends up not landing. I should have known that George Takei would have had the answer.

Beautiful. Just beautiful. Take something that caused me so much turmoil and make it into something that makes me smile. This is why you cheer George Takei.

I’m not sure if that last sentence rhymes or not.

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shelbyisms:

always.

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theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

Hard to port!

THIS GUY!

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jecoart:

Cat beards

these cats definitely make them seem less like gay men.

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